Monday 19 January 2009
9 months on...
Here's a great story for you: a Spanish guy who is a Banquet manager at some hotel in Dubai, was invited to do a wine tasting (this is part of hotel culture.. all F&B have to do wine tastings at one point or another and because it's part of the job, you do it during 'office hours'). Anyway... after an afernoon of wine tasting it was time to go home. He got in his car, drove a little down the road, and realised that he's not sober enough to drive. Being a responsible resident and respectful of the laws, he decided to fnd a parking spot, park, rest his eyes a bit and 'sober up' a bit more before heading home.
A while later:
P: *knock* *knock*
Spanish guy rolls down the window
SG: Good evening officer
P: Good evening. What are you doing in your car?
SG: I'm just resting officer. I'm tired and didn't think it was a good idea for me to be driving when I'm tired.
P: Have you been drinking?
SG: yes I have officer, but that's why I'm not driving.
P: OK come with me
SG: OK, where are we going?
P: To the police station.
The Spanish guy was arrested and charged with Drunk Driving.....
HELLOOOO?!
Why? Because in Dubai, they take things LITERALLY.... he was sitting "behing the wheel", and you know you should not be behing the wheel of car when you've had something to drink... EVEN if the car was parked and the keys were in your pocket.
Yes, he should've sat in the passenger seat or in the back seat. Stupid Spaniard.
Dubai is by far the most ridiculous place on God's green earth...I don't know why people bother moving there.
Wednesday 29 October 2008
A Black Hole
What has he ever done to deserve this?
Who do you think you are?! How can you treat people this way?! How can you behave in such an arrogant and boastful way and assume you even have the right to control human lives?! Innocent human lives?! Who do you think you are, God?! Even God Almighty Himself would not behave in this way. Why don’t you learn a lesson or 2 from Him... you call yourselves Muslims. MY ASS! That is not the Islamic way to deal with people.
What the fuck has he ever done to you?! He’s lived in your country for over 30 years without so much as point on his driving license!
Nothing makes sense. I don’t understand any of it.
Why is he going through this? Why is he going through this? Why is he going through this?!
Why are you treating him this way?! Oh god why are you treating him this way?!
I miss my father. I want him to meet his grandson. I wanted him to be there when I gave birth.
Why was I denied that??!
My mind just cannot comprehend the INFUCKINGJUSTICE of this system? If you can even call it a system.
HE’S DONE NOTHING WRONG! HE’S BEEN FOUND INNOCENT! THEN WHY THE FUCK IS HE STILL DETAINED, 6 MONTHS ON.
They say they will not release anyone until the investigation is over...
But WHAT THE HELL DOES HE HAVE TO DO WITH THE IVNESTIGATION?!! HE’S NOT EVEN AN EMPLOYEE OF THE COMPANY BEING INVESTIGATED!!!!!
WHY IS HE GOING THROUGH THIS?!!!
I WANT TO SEE MY FATHER. I WANT MY SON TO MEET HIS GRANDFATHER.
You’re nothing but thieves. You stole my father from me. You stole the moment I was going to share with him when I put my baby in his arms. You stole the most important moment in my life. You fucking thieves! You are a disgrace to the human race. I see no difference between you and the worst political leaders and war criminals in this world. Just because you’re doing it in a different way doesn’t mean you’re not committing heinous acts of injustice and crimes against human rights.
I hope you burn in Hell, Dubai.
Sunday 28 September 2008
WTF???????
Like seriously?!!!
OOOOAAAACHG! I don't know anymore... I'm just ranting and venting.
Friday 26 September 2008
This isn't a rant but...
ACH! Ridiculous!! I'm outta here... will save my breath for later.